a food calamity, averted.

Last week, I got overexcited by QVC, as I often do, picked up the phone and speed ordered a trial month of nutrisystem ( weekends off, over 40). all week I psyched myself up. "it' s just one month..It will be a jumpstart...It'll be fun. Jane lost so much weight on Jenny Craig she's an absolute waif.. you can eat anything for a month." Yesterday the food arrived, and I opened the box with great anticipation, raring to go. Ten minutes later I was literally crying on the floor. I can eat anything. I cannot eat this. Pouches of Swedish Meatballs. Pouches of Beef Stew. Little cans of what they called tuna but I am fairly certain was relabeled cat food. A turkey burger IN A POUCH.I cant do it. I immediately post to all my friends an offer to buy a month of NUTRISYSTEM at a discounted price, and less than 16 hours later the offending giant boxes have been taken away by a very nice girl with no taste buds, and I am only down $60 bucks. In celebration, I am tracking down the Kogi Truck. Tacos are not that unhealthy..and they are rather small, and though I can easily eat 4, I will only have two. I am only human..